Ron Carlson

Midgets Vs. Mascots Ron Carlson

Gary Coleman stars in this rude, crude, no-holds-barred mockumentary following the outrageous antics of five little people and five sporting mascots as they battle it out for a million dollar prize. On his deathbed, multimillionaire porn mogul Big Red sets up a series of competitions, giving his two favoured sections of society - the little people and the mascots - the chance to get their hands on a large chunk of his substantial fortune. The contests include such indignities as alligator wrestling, beer chugging and 'how few insults does it take to get punched in a bar?' - but just how far are the contestants willing to go to overcome the opposition and get their mitts on the money?