David Schneider

Don't Kill Me- I'm Only the Entertainer! David Schneider

"Great job, Schneider," grinned Mike the bartender. "You just pissed off the Mayor..."In his second book, Mr. Schneider recalls adventures fresh out of high school as an entertainer in one of Mid- America's most popular resort destinations, Wisconsin Dells Wisconsin, offering the same insights and personal observations on life, family, and friendship that readers will recognize from his past writings. From the perspective of much younger days, he seems to have been nurtured by some very, very colorful characters. This is a travel and adventure story. It's a love story. But mostly it is a tale of great friendship. It is an insider's view of what tourist town locals do when they are not taking care of you. It is an outlandishly extraordinary personal journey; a coming of age in the end, perhaps much like yours.