Jerome K Jerome

Three Men on Wheels Jerome K Jerome

Book Excerpt: ...land wind, and a land wind is always very dangerous."Ethelbertha wanted to know WHY a land wind was very dangerous. Her argumentativeness annoyed me somewhat; maybe I was feeling a bit cross; the monotonous rolling heave of a small yacht at anchor depresses an ardent spirit."I can't explain it to you," I replied, which was true, "but to set sail in this wind would be the height of foolhardiness, and I care for you too much, dear, to expose you to unnecessary risks."I thought this rather a neat conclusion, but Ethelbertha merely replied that she wished, under the circumstances, we hadn't come on board till Tuesday, and went below. In the morning the wind veered round to the north; I was up early, and observed this to Captain Goyles."Aye, aye, sir," he remarked; "it's unfortunate, but it can't be helped.""You don't think it possible for us to start to-day?" I hazarded. He did not get angry with me, he only laughed."Well, sir," said he, "if you...