Sonja Brown

Ezekiel the 'Orrible Sonja Brown

Mmmm, let us see... A pirate story, you say... I only know one story of such a creature, and believe me, it is not a pleasant tale. You still want to hear it? My great, great, great, great-grandfather was a buccaneer. To be honest, I am not exactly sure how many 'great's I should add onto his title, but he was definitely a forefather. Very well, but do not say you haven't been warned, eh?My great, great, great, great-grandfather was a buccaneer. To be honest, I am not exactly sure how many 'great's I should add onto his title, but he was definitely a forefather...