Bruce Harris

100 Reasons to be a Democrat Bruce Harris

This is not a blank book, it's an extremely sarcastic one. If you're a democrat, you might not like it, probably because you're too busy enjoying the smell of your own farts to understand it. Some examples of the words of wisdom include: Our motto is 'when in doubt, blame the Russians' Islamic terrorists don't exist, just like God. Our Supreme Leader, His Excellency, Al Gore, invented the Internet. We pass bills without reading them. Feel free to marry your couch if you want. We like spending other people's money.