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Epstein and the Prince G a Girth

Epstein and his special friends are having a pizza party on their secret island and YOU are not invited! Not that you'd want to go. Pizza is unhealthy and nobody likes it anyway. Epstein and the Prince is a satirical cartoon in the style of a children's book. It is intended for people with at least a grade 5 reading level, so if you think Epstein actually killed himself then you still have a few years of preschool to get through before you can enjoy this, so please put your mom's credit card back and don't do anything you will regret (we heard she's an angry drunk). The situation with Epstein was so poorly handled and covered up that it was like a cartoon--so I made it into one. All characters are fictional and any similarities between them and real-life people are totally made up, blah blah legal stuff. If you are offended by this book, then do everyone a favour and direct your anger toward the rich and powerful people who get away with committing actual atrocities every day instead of getting mad at a satirical cartoon on the internet.