T Davis

It's a Long Story T Davis

A portion of the proceeds from this book will go to Charity. My girlfriend's name is Charity. She won't sleep with me unless I buy her dinner first, so as you can see, a portion of the proceeds from this book really will go to Charity. You won't regret it. She might, but you won't. This book will make you laugh. This book will make you cry. This book will give you gas so take Beano before you buy it. This book is cheap, but then, so is Charity. It also contains sex, violence and gratuitous nudity. OK, it really doesn't, but I was in my underwear when I wrote it. Does that count? Please buy this book. My bills don't pay themselves, you know!