Mike Haskins

Man Walks into a Bar: over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-busting One-liners Mike Haskins

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?

Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.

?Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year!

?A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I?m looking for the man who shot my paw.?

?Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep!

?What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ?Oh look! Donut seeds!

?The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it?s believed to have been the work of organized crime.