Richard S Bailey

Off On A Tangent Richard S Bailey

An absurd, quantum send up of "Dr. Who", "Monty Python", and "Flash Gordon" invades sci-fi comedy. Transmogriphysicist extraordinaire Sm'rsh*Tang and his itinerant lackey L'oot*Thr Fnord pursue the megalomaniacal Dr. Zook into the 7th dimension to recapture their stolen ohnivak, which holds the secret to dimensional transference. Once there, they stumble into a heinous plot the evil doctor and his minions, the Multi-Dimensional Chiefs of Staff, have hatched to hijack the astral plane. Foiling the plot, they are captured and cast into a maximum security holding facility. They immediately affect a bold escape. While being pursued, they are forced to cold warp into the 5th dimension, a transmogriphysical impossibility. With their equipment hopelessly malfunctioning, they find themselves amazed within a labyrinth off on a tangent of the 3rd dimension. They soon realize they have stumbled onto the secret staging base of the Multi-Dimensional Chiefs of Staff and determine Dr. Zook is planning to use the ohnivak to wage an all out assault to gain control of the multiple dimensions. Undaunted, Sm'rsh*Tang and L'oot*Thr set out to stop Dr. Zook and claim ultimate victory in the ongoing battle for control of the multiverse.