Tracy Arbaugh Worrix

I Crack Myself Up! Tracy Arbaugh Worrix

Publisher Marketing: My husband said; "You women complain about EVERYTHING!" I said; "Is that what you men are calling yourselves now? EVERYTHING?" I figured it out! The chicken crossed the road to get away from the stupid rooster! I once asked a friend what her kittens name was and she replied; "Free to good home!" Time for bed! I plan on dreaming of paying all my bills with good checks! One time my mother made me so furious! So... I sent my teenagers to stay with her for awhile! My husband and I were watching Pretty Woman together one night. During one scene Vivian was wearing nothing but a necktie! My husband piped up and asked me; "Why don't you wear just a necktie for me?" I said to him; "When you give me $3000 for sleeping with you I will buy a necktie!" A co-worker once asked me what my favorite holiday was. I replied; "The first day of school!" My kids begged me for a pot belly pig. I said; "NO! I already had one and divorced it!" Growing up I read anything funny I could get my hands on. I would follow my family members around reading jokes and funny stories. My dad still tells me "I only crack myself up!" I live to find the funny moments in life and make others laugh out loud. I grew up in the small town of Apple Creek, Ohio. My parents moved around quit often. I was an only child so with all the moving I learned to make friends quit easily. I currently reside in a small town outside of Columbus, Ohio with my husband Tim and our four children. There is never a dull moment in our house. My friends and relatives often come to visit so they can witness just how crazy we really are!