Gary Moore

Churchmouse Tales Gary Moore

A Children's Book for Grown-ups. 24 amusing short stories, in 148 pages of whimsical rubbish lovingly crafted into one slim overpriced book. At last, a cynical bedtime reading for kids aged 11 to 100 about all the important things that you never thought you needed to know, such as: ? Why you should never buy a penguin at auction. ? How to make best use of 127 colour-blind hamsters. ? How your banjo keeps going missing. ? The ideal way to push frogs out of trees. ? What really happened during Castro's Cuban Missile Crisis. ? How the Internet started. ... and more!